It's Always Something
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/28/1797219/towns-story-emerges-from-ground.html
1. One day the Pope came to Washington for a visit and President
Obama took the Pope for a cruise down the Potomac on the presidential
yacht. While they were sitting and chatting on deck, the wind blew
the Pope’s high hat off and into the water. Being the gentleman that
he is; Mr. Obama quickly hopped overboard; tip-toed across the water
and retrieved the hat.
He then tip-toed back across the water, climbed aboard the yacht, gave
the pope a bit smile which is his ordinary practice and placed the hat
back on the Pope’s head. The Pope thanked the President and they
sailed on.
The headlines in the papers the next day read: “OBAMA CAN’T SWIM! “
2. One day President Obama arrived in Valdosta, Georgia and discovered
that a local school system had NOT complied with a 1971 Court Order
concerning segregated schools, and equal employment of Black Teachers
after forty-years. President Obama immediately called the Department
of Justice in to investigate.
The headlines on evening news were; President Obama
was wasting our tax dollars by traveling to a city school system that
was already perfect, expanding the size of government, making
unnecessary phone calls at tax payers expense, thereby increasing the deficit, taking away our guns, race baiting, reinstituting Affirmative Action and Set Adides for Blacks, and making false discovery claims that Presiden George W. Bush had already identified.
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Two heads may be better than one, but never forget which one belongs
to you. And I do not shop at Wal-Mart Stores Inc,. because they
refuses to respond to mistreated Department Managers. G.B.R.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/08/28/1797219/towns-story-emerges-from-ground.html
1. One day the Pope came to Washington for a visit and President
Obama took the Pope for a cruise down the Potomac on the presidential
yacht. While they were sitting and chatting on deck, the wind blew
the Pope’s high hat off and into the water. Being the gentleman that
he is; Mr. Obama quickly hopped overboard; tip-toed across the water
and retrieved the hat.
He then tip-toed back across the water, climbed aboard the yacht, gave
the pope a bit smile which is his ordinary practice and placed the hat
back on the Pope’s head. The Pope thanked the President and they
sailed on.
The headlines in the papers the next day read: “OBAMA CAN’T SWIM! “
2. One day President Obama arrived in Valdosta, Georgia and discovered
that a local school system had NOT complied with a 1971 Court Order
concerning segregated schools, and equal employment of Black Teachers
after forty-years. President Obama immediately called the Department
of Justice in to investigate.
The headlines on evening news were; President Obama
was wasting our tax dollars by traveling to a city school system that
was already perfect, expanding the size of government, making
unnecessary phone calls at tax payers expense, thereby increasing the deficit, taking away our guns, race baiting, reinstituting Affirmative Action and Set Adides for Blacks, and making false discovery claims that Presiden George W. Bush had already identified.
--
Two heads may be better than one, but never forget which one belongs
to you. And I do not shop at Wal-Mart Stores Inc,. because they
refuses to respond to mistreated Department Managers. G.B.R.
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